Today's BONUS Post...You might be your office's Dwight Schrute if...1) You use the phrase "Let's have it done by Turkey Day" when talking to your team.
2) You use the phrase "okey dokey" when speaking to people you supervise.
3) You own a Christmas tie and you don't have any kids at home that forced it on you.
4) You wear a suit to work every day and you work in a business casual environment.
5) You have a laugh that the entire office can hear, no matter where you are.
6) You smoke cigars at work to hang out with the "cool kid" smokers.
7) Your boss has told you to "shut the F up" in a meeting and you still think he likes you.
8) You share an office with another person, but have decided that the flourscent light hurts your eyes so you turn off the overhead light, leaving your office mate in the dark.
9) There are people in the office that choose to work from home so they do not have to deal with you.
10) When a major issue comes up with a client you refer to it as "we made a little boo boo"
11) You wore a cape at your wedding.... so did your wife.
12) You and your wife have matching BMWs, but you couldn't do your Christmas shopping until your wife got her bonus because you are SO in debt.
13) People have started to not make eye contact with you in order to avoid talking to you.
14) You speed walk every time you have to go anywhere in the office because you might miss your boss looking for you.
16) You take every call on speaker phone so everyone in the office knows what you are working on and how much control you have over the people you manage.
17) You have a sign on your desk that says... "It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I am"... oh yeah I'm serious.
Unfortunatly for me this Dwight works right here in my office. When I'm not finding him completely annoying, he's actually a little bit of comic relief.
Here's wishing you all a Dwight Schrute Christmas!
